Uncool

by Mentalacrobatics on March 22, 2007 · 5 comments

in Geekery,Kenya,Rant

The shadiest person in Nairobi is:

A guy driving a BMW fast
While talking on his mobile phone
In Nairobi morning rush hour traffic
Jumps a red light (still on the phone)
Almost hits you
Looks up at you when you swerve to avoid him and hoots angrily
Drives past you sticking up his middle finger

and best (worst) of all

His rear license plate reads: “Benjamins” .

LOL. Ati Benjamins. What a muppet.

Since he is in Kenya his plate should read, “Elephants” because if Puff Daddy had sang that song here it would have been, “All about the Elephants baby!”


back of one thousand Kenyan shilling note

The most useless and shadiest guy in Nairobi.

If he wants a cool license plate he should borrow a clue from this guy and get one which looks like this:


RM RF license plate

Oh yeah baby rm -rf /! Now that would impress the ladies!

{ 5 comments… read them below or add one }

1 egm March 22, 2007 at 4:02 pm

rm -Rf / is indeed kewl! Looks much better than format c:/ innit?

2 mama shady March 22, 2007 at 6:01 pm

wannabes!that rm-rfguy really thought…

3 JKE March 23, 2007 at 1:37 am

ROFL!!

Reminds me of the licence place Steve mentioned the other day…

4 Digz Guy March 28, 2007 at 3:28 pm

LOL – All about the elephants!! LOL
That’s a classic!

5 baiskeli April 2, 2007 at 10:29 pm

Now, this is funny. I just spilled coffee all over my keyboard laughing.

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