Person of the Year: Sven Goran Eriksson

Sunday, December 19th, 2004 at 12:59 AM

The Mentalacrobatics Person of the Year is:
The England Football Team Manager
Sven Goran Eriksson

Why:
He finds out that his boss is sleeping with his PA. So he starts sleeping with the same PA.

So far so normal.

But then his boss finds out that Sven is sleeping with the same PA and understandably the boss is not happy. To make matters worse the newspapers find out that both men are sleeping with the same PA.

His boss [the head of the FA] together with the Communications Director of the FA try to cut a deal with the press in which they will hang Sven out to dry to save their own skin. Sven has got everything stacked against him: his boss, his employer, the press.

But [oh yes] the newspapers refuse to deal and back Sven instead. Ha. Then the PA goes on national television and tells the world that Sven is a much better lover than his boss. Ha. Then his boss gets sacked. Imagine that. Your boss gets sacked because you slept with his secretary; your boss gets sacked because he tried to stab you in the back. Ha. Then Sven renegotiated his contract and got a couple more million a year for being treated so shabbily!

To recap
You sleep with your boss’ secretary, your boss tries to sack you because of that, the newspapers come out on your side, she tells the whole world that you better at sex than your boss, your boss gets sacked because you slept with his secretary, your employers increase your salary by around 2 million pounds and you get to watch football all day.
Case closed!

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