No beer

Back in the day I was a loyal Kenbrew drinker. Then KBL decided that Kenyans couldn’t handle a 5% beer so they withdrew it from the market. After a suitable period of mourning I started looking for another beer to pledge loyalty to. Tusker, too fizzy. Pilsner, too oily. Eventually I discovered Tusker Export which, to be honest, was even better than Kenbrew. Then I go home after two years and KBL have withdrawn Export from the market. What the hell is going on? Is someone playing with me here? I’m afraid to mention which beer I have defected to now just in case the clown in charge of KBL’s joke department decides to pull a fast one on me again. The one clue I’ll give is that it is a “beer with distinction” and as far as I am aware only 5 other people in the whole of kenya drink it apart from me.