Gems from the web

Two gems from somewhere on the web:

Using two kinds of soap to wash the body just complicates my life too much!
Albert Einstein [apparently]

What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I don’t know and couldn’t care less.
Hungarian joke [apparently]

Lol!
Let me add another:

What is the difference between growing old and growing up?

Growing old is mandatory.

I like the apathy one.

Everyone knows i’m humble!