I’ve been henging at the wrong places if the reaction to my answers to the Kenyan Blog meme is anything to go by. Apparently there are “several places” in Nairobi where you can engage in a lil slap and tickle in the parking lot without interruptions from overzealous watchis. One person even went as far as to claim they have never been challenged. Well I don’t believe you. I challenge you prove me wrong. Leave a comment telling of any stroke friendly parking lots and we’ll take it from there. If you are far too respectable to be associated with this post use my contact form to send me a message anonymously and I’ll post it here under my name. And no, this is not a underground attempt to start a dogging group in Kenya.
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February 22, 2005 at 10:03 am
chiefe
KICC parking grounds. It’s a generally secure compund, large, but with no guards walking around to disturb (they are at the gate). You can have a drink at garden square before, or after, and to freshen up
February 22, 2005 at 3:33 pm
Mama JunkYard
and people are supposed to part with this info for FREE?
Are you willing to put these stroke friendly car parks to the test?
Shall you return to blog about your success/failure at these places?
February 22, 2005 at 3:48 pm
mentalacrobatics
wewe ebu stop distracting people all ready! unleash the info faster siste!
February 22, 2005 at 7:50 pm
Ms K
He he he if I tell you I’ll have to have you smoked. And no I don’t mean shot.
LOL ati KICC. WTF would I be doing at KICC?
Yes I know I’m stalling.
But if you’re really nice, I’ll tell you about a few places where you can actually enjoy the whole enchilada.
Nani kama mimi??!!
February 22, 2005 at 7:57 pm
Ms K
*Psshhhh* I am VERY respectable, thank you very much!
*rolls eyes!*
February 22, 2005 at 10:15 pm
mentalacrobatics
Chiefe i have to agree with Ms K here. Why in blazes would i go to KICC to get ma groove on. ama you were one of those people doing some “extra work” at schools drama and music fests
MsK unleash the dragon, stop stalling … toboa!
February 23, 2005 at 8:41 am
M
The KICC one has gots to have something to do with the fact that at night that street is full of a certain brand of hawkers peddling their wares. Plus the fact that parliament is but a stone’s throw away….
February 24, 2005 at 2:41 am
Mama JunkYard
You see I am not the only one stalling.
Not only is this info classified…you are too damn picky.
Let’s re-cap here
Your current succesful car park stroke status = 0
Your current list of options = 1 (KICC)
…eh…stop acting like you are spoilt for choice.
Try out KICC, blog about your escapades and based on this I shall decide if you are worthy of such info.
February 24, 2005 at 10:54 pm
Deno
first up..an not so obvious substitute solution is to tint them windows on you moti.
But not to digress…Village market Carpark..under the trees facing Nakumatt, the watchis too busy on their veve..
or maybe i was jus on a lucky streak…
February 28, 2005 at 7:30 am
chiefe
KICC has a public parking, large secure, for anyone for 70/= day. that’s why - going there has nothing to do with school daze
March 1, 2005 at 8:56 pm
Sanaa
The car park opposite JK’s/ Crooked Q across the rode? yaani it was dark and even had a real gate…
March 2, 2005 at 4:49 am
itina
I second Sanaa’s choice. That joint is very peaceful and secure. Though you have to part with some money for it (even if you’re there for only 5 minutes). Yes 5, I am a minute man all the way, if I finish before you, shauri yako.
I also think the parking lot behind Bob’s in Mombasa is a sawa and secure place, and it is free parking.
March 15, 2005 at 5:29 pm
Kenyan Pundit
Umepotea wapi? Ama are you busy testing out the carparks
March 17, 2005 at 12:42 pm
mentalacrobatics
i wish i was out testing carparks!
March 24, 2005 at 2:53 pm
Kamata Kamata, sukuma sukuma
Once had a good one at Kengele’s Waiyaiki Way @ ’bout 5am. Watchie came over, exchanged 50bob for a quick salute and the business went on uninterrupted and under guard.
April 11, 2005 at 7:17 am
mentalacrobatics
The research is underway. I have to independently verify your claims!
April 22, 2005 at 4:43 pm
Mohine
Sohos’ Parking lot.Not within its compounds but kule further down where it gets dark. This I got from reliable sources, the watchiez themselves after i donated a whole pack of embassy lights to them while i sought company finishing my stub.
If they hustle you, they do it out of boredom.Just make sure you take time to vacate your mots for a few seconds to negotiate with them before you embark on your shenanigans.Pack of gaffs (60bob) will save you from both cops and robbers.