Kenya is wonderful 1

The first in an ongoing series.

The wonderful world of Kenya.

Kenya is wonderful because :
People talk in four languages simultaneously! Tribal language, English, Kiswahili and Ebonics. For example:
“kusema kweli that guy is such a fake-ass scrub, ngai!”
and
“I’m gonna smack the kumbaff who drop his mozo in the ingokho I was saving for ma babymama.”

Any more examples?

Aki Mental, I gat mad love for your thuthas!

Ati nina come bash ya Johnny? For shizzo my nizzo, jo!!

Nime-come kuset hi bash on fire. Wapi ma-shorty, keroro na deejay? Nina stimu za kujirusha mpaka dawn bana!

Hebu you guy pass me that keria

Lol @Ms K