ha ha

Haha!
We get to spank Chelski and give Maureen nightmares all over again. In fact we should lose to Anderlecht on purpose just so we can dump CSKA London in the UEFA cup! Hehehe!

A Mentalacrobatics decree: It has come to my attention that readers of this blog do not show the necessary respect. From now on any mention of Liverpool Football Club, CoE, should be immediately followed by, “Champions of Europe” as above. A few examples:
Liverpool, Champions of Europe,
Liverpool, CoE,
LFC, CoE,
The Mighty Reds, CoE,

Employ this immediately. Warning: persistent offenders will be punished.
Punishments include:

1. In the first instance: Having to watch a full Arsenal champion’s league match (where, as has become an annual tradition, some nobody team will etch out a boring 1 – 1 draw at Highbury)
2. If you continue offending: having to listen to that cd of Russian folk music that they play at every Chelski home game, or maybe even having to sit in on one of Maureen’s press conferences.
3. And if I’m really angry your punishment will consist of the most horrible fate ever known to befall man. That is you will be forced to become a season ticket holder at the Manchester Buccaneers.

You have been warned!