British citizenship for Africans

September 13, 2005 in Africa by Mentalacrobatics | 3 comments

A quick guide on how to obtain British citizenship for Africans:

Do guide England to their first Ashes win in 16 years.
Do NOT claim to be fleeing from domestic violence.
Do NOT quit your job to appear on Big Brother, the reality TV show.
And most importantly
Do NOT let your son date the Princess of Wales and then accuse her former father-in-law, who just happens to be married to the monarch, of assassinating them. While at the same time revealing that you bribed ministers to ask questions related to your interests in the House of Commons.

  1. Guess’s avatar

    Guess on September 13, 2005 at 3:40 pm

    Dude, did you have to dig up stuff that far? :)

    It amazes me how they do a turnaround the minute they want something from you: but real genuine cases sometimes get thrown out for the sake of some statistics… Good luck to that family.

  2. shaf’s avatar

    shaf on September 16, 2005 at 9:45 am

    just want to say that if that family had been allowed to stay that would set a precedent meaning that if you suffer from dmestic violence you can be granted asylum. in my opinion asylum should be given to those that live in political fear.

  3. Part 2’s avatar

    Part 2 on September 18, 2005 at 10:38 pm

    we can also add … Do learn to play soccer.