Multiple-choice time:
What do you do when you are in transit in a foreign country and your airline has lost your passport and ticket?
What do you do when after 32 hours of sitting in one of the world’s most uncomfortable airport lounges, with crap food and no sleep you are informed that they just have no idea where the hell they put your passport?
What do you do when you ask for a manager and are told, “today Saturday, no manager on weekend.”
What do you do when you realize that you have to fly back to Kenya and go through the whole replacement passport/replacement visa routine for the second time in a year probably spending over $200.00 in the process?
What do you do when you find out the next flight back to Kenya is in 18 hours and even thought THEY lost your FRIGGIN’ PASSPORT, they expect you to sit and nod taking all the crap?
What do you do when the phone cards you buy do not work and the airline refuses to let you use their phones and you need to inform people back in Kenya that instead of being in Manchester you are actually stuck, without any travel documents, somewhere in the middle of nowhere?
Do you:
a.) Cry
b.) Insult the airline and get punched by three airline stuff as happened to one unfortunate fellow right in front of me yesterday
c.) Cry
d.) Finally flip at 4.30am, demand to be moved into the first class lounge free of charge, pick up the nearest phone and call Nairobi, log on to one of the first class longue computers and put up a nasty blog post before blacking out for the next 12 hours slightly worried that you will miss your flight back to Kenya?
Goodnight. Developments as they arise (assuming they don’t kick me out for writing this.)










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January 8, 2006 at 4:47 pm
Nick
I think the CRY/WAIL option has been exhausted ebu make sure they compensate for all inconveniences…i’m smellin major bucks in compensation and make sure they have accomodated u in style
January 9, 2006 at 1:31 am
Poi
Hey M, so sorry for the situation you are in. Of course cry not, just hang in there and mos def don’t get yourself punched.
Hope they compensate you, trace your passport and other docs and you get back to kenya and back to Manchester safe, sound & soon.
God bless!
January 9, 2006 at 4:36 am
chi
all of the above.
sorry bout it… hope things are getting better
January 9, 2006 at 5:27 am
Mutumia
Ach! Daddy pole pole sana! Airlines have gotten very uppity ever since you-know-what and they act like every time they are nice to a paying (!) customer the you-know-what wins.
Ah- for some high-tech body faxing to far destinations new fangled technique.
In the meantime bon chance my brother.
January 9, 2006 at 6:05 am
Kenyanmusings
Pole sana Mental. I am angry on your behalf! Make sure they compensate you.
I got stuck like that once, in a muslim country…..Can you spell the word TEARS? I was crying, I was juz mad! Angry and scared. And I ate so many dates, they started growing in my tumbo!!!
And see, what is most horrible is that most of these f**&&&^8 DO NOT HAVE ANY TANGIBLE SOLUTIONS to your problems. ‘please wait in the lounge..” turns out to be forever!. Then they want to give you a hotel room which is NO WAY commensurate to the trouble they have caused you (financially, socially, professionally, emotionally, you name it) to buy you off. Jitetee my dear! ask for dollars….many many dollars.
Hang in there. Enjoy anyway…Have you watched the movie “transit” with Tom Hanks. Aheeemm, my friend, start being nice to people. That lounge may be your home for a whiiiiiilllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeee while to come.
Woiye, I just wanna give you a nice long hug like now. keep well.
January 9, 2006 at 7:11 am
Shiro
hey Dude, hire me. Pole, i got your abrupt text this morning and knew you weren’t alright.
January 9, 2006 at 7:35 am
One African Woman
Wow! That’s like Nightmare on Airport Avenue!
How on earth did could does that happen?
I’ve just said a prayer for you.
And make sure that there’s compensation from that airline that proportional to your distress.
January 9, 2006 at 9:29 am
Wangari
poor thing!
i was thinking A and maybe C but D is probably not bad as well.
good luck, please keep us posted.
January 9, 2006 at 2:18 pm
mshairi
History repeating itself/deja vu etc. Someone or something is trying to tell you something. The question is: Will you listen…
January 9, 2006 at 6:47 pm
Ms K
Pole sana sweetie. Si kwa ubaya lakini what five bob airline are you flying?
Get yourself a lawyer and sue the hell out of EVERYONE. Ebu read the fine print on your ticket. It will make you very happy.
Hugs!
Ps/ I want to know what Mshairi is talking about. Sounds juicy!
January 9, 2006 at 8:32 pm
Farmgal
Woiye pole! What country were you flying via? I hope you get back soon!
January 9, 2006 at 10:21 pm
helenism
I’m not sorry for the situation you’re in because these experiences always end up being the highlight of our trips abroad. This is what you will remember for years to come.
There is something you will learn as a result of this experience, it may lead you to greater experiences. You were supposed to return to the motherland and you’re about to find out why.
Acknowledge the impermanence of all things and you will believe that all will be pleasant…
Miss ya!
p.s. haha!! wouldn’t want to be ya.
January 10, 2006 at 3:35 am
cute_angel
talk ’bout having a bad day! sorry for all the inconvenience, hope you’ll make it home and back in one piece. the airline better have a nice way of compensating you. *e-hug*
January 10, 2006 at 5:35 am
kipepeo
my people are your people. ama organise my people to get those people. that is not cool at all
January 10, 2006 at 5:58 am
Kenyanmusings
You know the strangest thing, I actually wished for something close to this to happen to some guy. I swear! I was sitting there with my girls and I just started saying things like ” I hope he loses his passports and stuff. I hope his ass gets arrested. I hope he gets deported”…all out of jest actually, I did not mean it.
LOL, my prayers hit the wrong target. YOU.
you know this thing with prayers, they are sorta like stray bullets.., nani alikuambia usimame in the way of fire? Maybe he is the guy that got punched in the face right infront of you. I so hope. LOOOOLLLLL. OK, enough of that. This is about you and your sadness!
ANd kwani, as Ms K asks, kwani you were flying ‘kakamega/Busia express”?
And are you doing well now? Sorry to wake you from your slumber at the lounge.
January 10, 2006 at 6:03 am
Kenyanmusings
@ Mshairi…stop scaring the guy already. He is homeless, angry, hungry and lost, don’t overbruden him with creepy details. LOL
@ Ms K. LOL, yaani, amidst all this drama you are asking for gossip. Set your priorities right.
@ MYSELF….why are you blogging on Mental’s?…..and replying at comments ,meant for mental? Go back to your blog!
@ Mental…..If you die at the airport lounge etc, and I pray you dont,…..can I inherit you blog? Pretty please?
January 10, 2006 at 8:07 am
M
Sounds like that airline is a close cousing of Air Botswana, the useless buggers!
Good luck getting your stuff sorted.
January 10, 2006 at 9:02 am
Kenyanmusings
Sorry, the movie is “terminal”, the one with Tom hanks.
January 10, 2006 at 11:51 am
Kenyangal
Sorry about that, I can”t even begin to imagine what i would do in that situation, especially applying for another visa at the UK embassy in Kenya… i was wondering though how come they disappeared with your passport? Usually on transit don’t they just look at your ticket and passport at the counter right there in front of you and then give it back? Well, at least its a lesson for me never to let the person holding my passport out of my sight
January 12, 2006 at 7:53 am
Prousette
Ach shame. I had not read this earlier.
Let us know what happened… won’t you.
January 15, 2006 at 5:32 pm
low fidelity
Pole sana kwa misba huo. Sounds like the crap I had to go through while flying back to Kenya just before Christmas. We should trade stories. Hope all is well now, though.
January 16, 2006 at 12:41 am
Mentalacrobatics
You people are mad! Kwanza wewe KenyanMusings there is an Order of Succession in the event of my demise. If that doesnt resolve things this blog would self destruct.
as for mshairi hehe
and no it wasnt a 5 bob airline either people!