February 2006

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As many of you know I started KBW over a year ago in an effort to bring Kenyan bloggers together into a forum where we could discuss and exchange ideas, share opinions and build a community around those ideas and ideals. It has been very interesting and uplifting watching this come into being. And I have said many times, bloggers are my favourite kind of people!

What I have not shared though is my reaction to the hilarious, silly, childish and pathetic criticisms of KBW l have heard over the last couple of years. I hope I do not have to put a massive disclaimer explaining that I do not think that all criticism is bad. You can work that out for yourself right? Let me just have some fun writing about the lame ass attempts at insults sent our way.

1.) “You KBW bloggers you are so polite. Everybody loves everybody.”

This is actually my favourite attempted attack on KBW as it tells us all about the attacker while showering KBW with good light. We have a community of thinking, responsible adults who share their feelings through their blogs and even though they may disagree with each other they still conduct the debate in the good spirit of engagement. If you want an example, go through the archives on different blogs and look at opinions on Live8 and the whole Make Poverty History campaign. You will not find two blogs that shared the same point of view. Some were very opposed, others loved it. But you know what, we are all still here and we have moved on to discuss other things. That’s what intelligent people do, we debate, discuss and move to talk about other things together because we have not insulted each other to the point of offence.

People who try to knock us by saying that we are polite to each other are idiots (haha how polite is that then muppets). Since I started KBW we have never had any rules of engagement, any code of conduct. No made anyone sign anything saying that you have to treat each other well. KBW members are polite to each other not because they have to but because they WANT to. If you can not understand that people can hold different opinions but remain civil, that people can oppose each other yet remain friendly, that people can debate without insulting then you need some serious help.

In fact we have a kind of natural selection taking place. When people want to debate and engage in civil and robust debate, when they want to be part of a vibrant community they register that blog as part of KBW. When they want to insult, when they want to be derogatory and offensive they deliberately keep that blog outside KBW. Natural selection. No one makes them do that, they just know. And that for me is the best advertisement we have for KBW. We have high standards. We will not dilute them for anybody.

2.) “You KBW bloggers, you are such a lovey dovey family”

Now someone please explain to me how this one is meant to be bad. Again I feel it is all to do with the respect KBW members have for each other. The people who insult us thus confuse our respect for blind acceptance. I respect most of the KBW bloggers. That does not mean I blindly accept all they write (I mean for crying out loud we have frigging Man Utd, Arsenal and Chelsea supporters up in here, the misguided souls). But respect them and treat them with respect, yes I do that. I will not go around blogs writing, “this is bullshit, this is bullshit, don’t take it if you cant dish it out” because that is stupid. If I disagree then let us debate. I do not need to eat their first born to make my point.

3.) “You bloggers are not true Kenya. You have computers and money.”

Look at this idiotic attempt to define Kenya and Kenyans. Kenyans do not have computers and money. You can have a computer, you can have money but if you have the two together … WHOA … you better apply for Ugandan citizenship because you can not be Kenyan!
That is even before we deal with the basic assumption that all bloggers and rich and work for Dell or Microsoft with 24 hour access to computers and the internet. Umm yeah. Muppet.

I am proud of KBW. I am proud that we are making a name for Kenya online. I am proud that we are developing a strong and healthy respect for Kenya online. I a proud that we lead the way as a vibrant African webring. I am proud that we do not walk around insulting each other on our blogs. I am proud that we can agree to disagree in a civil manner. I am proud that before we agree to disagree we can have spirited debate. I am proud that I have made many friends through the webring. I am proud that some of our members consider each other family. I am proud that people on KBW think twice and collect their thoughts before firing of insult after insult. I am proud that the best insult people can swing at us is that we get along. I am proud that we have shown that a Kenyan online community does not have to pander to the lowest common denominator. I am proud that I can send the KBW link to my siblings, parents, uncles, aunties, professors, former classmates, work mates and not have to think twice. And most of all I am proud that thus far no one had to tell us how to behave, no one told us that we have to be polite or that we should not insult each other. No one told us, we just did, it became normal, because that the kind of community we wanted and that is the kind of community we have.

If you have made it this far, congratulations! As a reward here are some pictures of an adult goat at a nature preserve which adopted a baby rhinoceros whose mother was killed by poachers (click on the slideshow).

8-100

8-100. One hundred? ONE HUNDRED? Waa waa. There are times when you are getting beaten so badly the only thing that keeps you on the pitch is pride in the shirt. If they have 25 points you do not let them get 30. If they have 40 never let them get 50. I’ve never been on the wrong side of 50 points but I’ve had to drag myself of the pitch a couple of times. How does it feel to leak 100 points? That must be a battering. Southern Spears are no pushovers certainly. They are knocking on the door of the Super 14 so they are serious side. Lakini still, 100?

[By the way you can download pictures of Team Kenya [zip file 6MB] … I know it is good to look scary as a rugby player but damn … Anyway I’ll let you make your minds up for yourself Hehehe!]

March 20

Can’t wait to celebrate March 20th
[Thanks to Gemini45459 for the heads up ... hehehehe heads up!]

That’s more like it.
For the latest and in-depth news on Kenyan Cricket check out a KBW blog called, appropriately enough, KenyaCricket.

I am still in the process of developing my own original WordPress theme. The current look is based on the Blix Theme by Sebastian Schmieg with Icons by Kevin Potts.

If you can see this then waaaaa heeeeeeeeeey!
The major part of the move is over.
Now all I have to do is:

  • Move over all the static stuff
  • Design a new template.
  • Set up an email address
  • Upload various plugins.

Just like the Arctic ice caps Mentalacrobatics is moving.

Unlike the ice caps however, Mentalacrobatics is only moving servers and domain hosts.
(Would it not be cool if we could use MySQL to handle global warming?)

In addition to the move, for various reasons, Mentalacrobatics is switching CMS software.

So not only am I moving house I am also throwing out all old furniture and re stocking on brand new stuff.

Theoretically this process should be relatively painless. Experience tells me it will not be.

In the meantime, please do not leave any comments for a while as they will all be eaten by the ruthless comment god.

The site may be down for up to 48 hours which in itself is not a bad thing, there will be a lot going on at KenyaUnlimited especially on the Open Blog.

You will not have to change any links as hopefully all links should stay the same. Except (there always is one) the links to the RSS feeds. That may change. I will try to avoid it but it probably will.

So in summary:

If this site stays the same for the next week, it means I was to chicken to change anything.

If there is a new post saying I have moved servers but the site looks exactly the same, then it means I was brave enough to move servers but not brave enough to change the CMS.

If the site looks like the oh-so-unique Kubrick template, it means that not only have I switched servers but I have switched CMS software as well.

If anything breaks, it wasn’t me.

When I get back I promise to

I’m going in, wish me luck!

Considering that I used the most basic and simple method in cryptography, Simple Substitution, and considering that I actually gave you the key in the very first line, just what is your excuse for not cracking my Valentine’s Day message? I should have have offered a prize!
As for Spicebear, Mutumia and Mshairi - you perpetrators!

Edit 1 [19 Feb 2006]: We have a winner (you know who you are:-) ) I won’t name the winner just yet as it might give the whole thing away for anyone else attempting to solve the puzzle. But congratulations anyway!

Africa is too large and diverse for generalisations. It has 54 nations, 5 time zones, at least 7 climates, more than 800 million people, and, according to the latest diligent research, maybe 14 million proverbs. This series of talks and readings seeks to present some fresh voices from all corners of Africa, in all their differences.

If you are in the USA you really should check out The View from Africa Tour. All events are free and open to the public. Binyavanga Wainaina is one of the speakers together with Adekeye Adebajo, Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie, Philip Alcabes, Kwame Dawes, Helon Habila, Brent Hayes Edwards, Sharifa Rhodes-Pitts and John Ryle. That is a line up and a half. Check out the website for full details of where they will be touring near you. Spread the word!

[Via Kenyanpundit and W.M.]

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Gold dust

For the passion, the content and the indepth analysis, this has got to be the best blog I have ever read. It is also very well written.

[If you have no idea what he is talking about, I suggest you spend a little less time on this and some more time on this.]

cameroon girls

For thakadu and everyone else who haven’t been able to see a single game of the African Cup of Nations. Here are the Cameroon football fans (who happen to be female :-) ) If only Kenya had fans like these (who also happened to be female), we might go far!
Note the Egyptian military cadets in the foreground trying to act all stone face lol.

“Attorney General Amos Wako is to have the final word on whether or not Education minister George Saitoti and Goldenberg mastermind Kamlesh Pattni should face criminal prosecution for their roles in the Sh20 billion scandal.”

Well that’s the end of that investigation. Wako seems allergic to prosecutions.

I have previously written about the importance of the 2002 elections to Kenya. In the current climate of justified disappointment in and anger towards our political leaders it is sometimes hard to remember what a watershed the election of 2002 was to the Kenyan political system.

Remember mid 2002 when the Professor of Politics was playing everybody like a fiddle, when Uhuru had the full state machinery behind him, when Mudavadi’s defection back to KANU threatened to strangle the Rainbow Revolution in the crib, when rallies were banned, money was being printed and poured and the situation looked hopeless? Moi would win again and rule via proxy through Uhuru. Remember members of the political elite were spotted in London getting fitted for clothes for Uhuru’s inauguration. That is how confident the status quo was; business as usual. After all, they thought, governments in Kenya do not lose elections. Do not even come close to losing elections.

2002 changed all that. Many people went to the polls with the opinion, “It probably won’t make a difference but I’m going to vote against them anyway.” Those voters soon found out that 80% of the country was thinking the same way. In 2002 the vote came alive. The power of the ballot was born. All of a sudden people realised, “Hey this kura of mine can change things.” We should remember just what a leap that was.

Of course, as the scientists amongst us will be quick to point out, one result does not a study make. All eyes were on 2007. What would happen then? Would we slip back into our old bad habits or would we exercise the power of the ballot again? Luckily for the impatient amongst us, me included, Kibaki in his wisdom decided to test Kenyans’ commitment to the ballot two years early in the national constitutional referendum of 2005. And yet again the wanainchi stood up, took on the state machinery and won. The true heirs of the spirit of 2002 were not Banana or Orange, but the voters, whichever way the voted.

I notice a change in the Kenyan wanainchi political mindset between the 2002 election and the 2005 referendum however. In 2002 we rejected completely and totally. We didn’t want to know. In 2005 we were a little bit more subtle; the wanainchi started playing the political game against our political elite and starting winning the political game. Let me give you two examples:

In Butere-Mumias 80% of the voters rejected the referendum, a thrashing in every sense of the word. But you walk around the place and everybody seems to be wearing some sort of “VOTE YES” paraphernalia. T-shirts, caps, bags, pens, posters, diaries, you name it they got it. People will tell you openly, the came to bribe us we told them we would vote for them but we went to the voting booth and voted no. You start to understand why statehouse was so confident it would win the referendum; everyone was telling them exactly what they wanted to hear. But then the wanainchi went out and did the exact opposite by voting no. The local agents of the Yes campaign are still walking around in shock. Their own t-shirts and caps mocking them everywhere they go.

For a second example turn to the good people of Kisii, who on the eve of the referendum met Simon Nyachae’s helicopter with the kind of adulation that people reserve for the hero of all heroes. The man was carried shoulder high by his constituents while they sang song after song of praise in his honour. They had never voted against him and surely this one was in the bag as well. Less than 24 hours after all that singing and praising while carrying him like a conquering hero those same constituents slapped him in the face, telling him where he can go and stick his proposed constitution. You could substitute Nyachae with a whole bunch of “names” who suffered the same fate, Ali Mwakwere, Morris Dzoro, Dannson Mungatana, Norman Nyagah, Moody Awori, George Saitoti, Amos Kimunya, Charity Ngilu etc etc etc.

Politicians in Kenya today should be worried as it looks like the whole country has learnt the art of the poker face and fake smile. We’ve learnt how to do politics. We may tell you one thing and go out and do something completely different. Clever politicians have to keep on their toes as we the public have finally understood our role in this whole democracy thing, you work for us. The sooner you understand that, the better.

About half way through the video of the BBC report with Githongo the TV crew meet a man who tells them, “My vote is my weapon I know what I will do in the next general election. I will throw them out.” Amen. No need for guns and militia for us, I’ve got all the power I need in this voter’s card.

Now all we need to do is come up with some suitable alternatives to vote for. We also need to sort out the whole voter registration mess. But that is another post in itself.

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