OK, I admit. A member of the fairer sex has actually take the (provisional) lead in the, “Mentalacrobatics’ African Cup of Nations Result Predictor” competition run by yours truly (thank you very much Ghana, South Africa and Angola for choking and messing up my predictions). Despite this I feel it is my duty to draw attention to, “Football rules for girls” (and we are talking about proper football not the American version although on that topic all I have to say is “Go Seahawks” pole Kenyan Pundit). Back to the “Football rules for girls” well ladies enjoy, after all it is in your language. If you find it patronising let me say right now there is no point complaining to me (my website’s email server seems to be down anyway) you are far better of complaining to Frasier who is actually involved with B3ta and if that wasn’t enough grounds for complaint in itself, the man captured and fattened up snails for two weeks and he posted pictures of how they look cooking (and you thought my Nyama! pictures were malaria!). On the subject of patronising, the people at Village Market in Nairobi don’t seem to mind as this picture of a receipt taken on New Year’s Day illustrates:

[Photo credit: Digz.]










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February 1, 2006 at 3:07 am
afroM
you are itching to be spanked arent you? what is the ratio of women to men in KBW?
February 1, 2006 at 7:52 am
Ni2
LMAO! OMG! ROTFLMAO!
Hillarious! hahaha nice one! although I didnt know that such a rule existed but hey it was a nice read!
hahaha hahaha
Thanks
Just made my morning.
February 1, 2006 at 9:06 am
Kenyan Pundit
Weeh! Anyway, haidhuru seeing how good you are at predictions
February 1, 2006 at 1:09 pm
Keguro
Google has my back!
Go google!
Considering some of the super-duper-rich who hang out at the Village, I believe the receipt has it right.
February 1, 2006 at 6:05 pm
W.M.
You people are talking as if the football rules are a joke. Nani, shoe shopping is a serious occupation, not to be undertaken by the faint of heart and those not fleet of foot. The competition is fierce, the battle lines are firmly drawn, and loins are girded in preparation for jumping into the breech.
So, the rules of protocol are taken very seriously.
February 10, 2006 at 8:58 am
Ms K
Hehheh conidering I am the member of the fairer sex mentioned above, what was the prize again? Cos we (yes me and Cote d’Ivoire) are surely nyakuarin that kikombe!!! We’ll talk at 1600 gmt as I sherehekea!