Advice for Gooners

May 17, 2006 in Beautiful game, Sport by Mentalacrobatics | 4 comments

In the last part (for now) in my series of mentoring the Gooners from a small club to a biggish club here is some vital advice before today’s shenanigans with Barca.

  1. When the teams walk out on to the pitch at the beginning of the game the trophy you are playing for will be placed on the edge of the pitch allowing each team to walk past it. You must NOT touch it. Resist all temptation to touch, stroke, kiss, caresses the trophy. It will bring bad luck. Only touch the trophy AFTER you have won it. To touch it before hand is disastrous. (Just ask any AC Milan players from last year).
  2. Don’t worry, be happy!
  3. Pray Mr Va Va Voom doesn’t Ka Ka Choke. Hey I’ve got two quid riding on this!

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May 17, 2006 at 2:30 pm

Guessaurus

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Now, MA wacha zako. Why are you so against Gunners winning - will it overshadow your glory of last weekend?

Anyway, you should be on the sidelines - but obviously having so much anxiety is making you keep on dissing them and their supporters…

Down boy :D - its ok - we have this. Go file your nails or something

May 17, 2006 at 2:36 pm

Mentalacrobatics

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hey i have two quid on an arsenal win. how much do you have? ebu put your money where you mouth is!!!

May 17, 2006 at 2:51 pm

Guessaurus

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Two quid, two quid???? Well, I wouldnt expect you to have much faith on them, hence your measly two quid bet.

What do I have?
I have passion, I have faith, I have support, I have to dig out something yellow to wear when I get home, I have no bet, but you bet I will be shouting at the top of my lungs when they score… and I havent got a measly two quid to show for it… :D :D :D