Just in case

Just in case you are planning on doing a spot of climbing on Mount Everest make sure you stay away from a Russian leading a huge pack of people instead be sure to stay next to the American with a large thermos of Kepeta’s finest.
Or just stay at home and cook some chapos or something.

Please - let me stay home with Tusker (or something) instead of putting my ife in the hands of watu kama hawa.