Uncool

The shadiest person in Nairobi is:

A guy driving a BMW fast
While talking on his mobile phone
In Nairobi morning rush hour traffic
Jumps a red light (still on the phone)
Almost hits you
Looks up at you when you swerve to avoid him and hoots angrily
Drives past you sticking up his middle finger

and best (worst) of all

His rear license plate reads: “Benjamins” .

LOL. Ati Benjamins. What a muppet.

Since he is in Kenya his plate should read, “Elephants” because if Puff Daddy had sang that song here it would have been, “All about the Elephants baby!”

The most useless and shadiest guy in Nairobi.

If he wants a cool license plate he should borrow a clue from this guy and get one which looks like this:

Oh yeah baby rm -rf /! Now that would impress the ladies!