Don’t have KSH 1M? Use your vote!

There have been many bad ideas during this phoney war stage of the political battle in the race to Statehouse, many. Kalonzo trying to pull a fast one on the other ODM-K presidential aspirants, Jirongo believing Moi would back him for the presidency; young NARC-K politicians thinking the Wazees would let them run the show; Kibaki returning ministers tainted with corruption back into office; Martha Karua and everything she does; ODM going to a delegates convention without proper delegates etc.

However, the worst, absolutely worst idea ever, is this KSH 1 Million (USD 15,000.00) per plate lunch affair that Kibaki’s re-election team is planning for Saturday which is expected to attract 1,000 people. What were they drinking the day they came up with that idea? It is hard to think of a more stupid idea at this time in Kenyan politics? If that wasn’t enough, reports have also emerged of the purchase of nearly 200 four-wheel-drives, the formation of a 300-member team of co-ordinators each earning more than $1,000 a month, and the existence of an ICT team that will see the president’s re-election message flood mobile phones. The only conclusion I can come up with is that there is someone at the heart of the Kibaki camp deliberately sabotaging his re-election efforts and they are very good at it. It serves absolutely no purposes.

What about the money? Kibaki needs the money! Of course Kibaki needs the money. This is going to be the first campaign in Kenyan history where each serious presidential candidate (sit down Dr. Ojiambo) will spend at least KSH 1 billion in the run up to the election. No clever politician campaigns with his own money. So they have to raise money. But anybody who is willing to turn up to a KSH 1 million a plate lunch in support of Kibaki would have given him the money away. It is not like there are hundreds of undecided millionaires in Kenya who were swayed by the quality of warus on the Statehouse menu. So why have the lunch and make a public show of such gluttony? Why deliberately antagonise the 30+ million Kenyans who will never ever see KSH 1 million?

Secondly, because of the nature of Kenyan politics, I can confidently predict that guest list will be dominated by members of one tribe. So after this lunch Kibaki will not only look greedy and completely out of touch, he will also look like the supreme tribalist, which is sad as the vast majority of Kikuyus will never see KSH 1 million in their lifetime. Wasn’t it that patriot Josiah Mwangi (JM) Kariuki (who happened to be Kikuyu) who warned Kenyatta decades ago about creating a country of 10 millionaires and 10 million beggars?

Thirdly, just how out of touch with the man on the street do you have to be to even suggest an idea like this to the president? And how out out touch do you have to be to accept the idea as good? doThis administration’s lack of realists would be comical if it were not so serious. It is easy to see now how these guys believed the draft constitution would sail through the referendum the day before the Kenyan voters told them where to stuff their draft. Just like that arrogant, self belief undid them then, it will undo them here. They basically do not care what anyone thinks and they think that is fine. They move from Ivory Tower to Ivory Tower and never take time to stop and listen.

Meanwhile back in the real world, at the same time as Kibaki and his friends are having their KSH 1 Million lunch, a bunch of us will be at Jeevanjee Gardens, snacks will be served to about 1000 people, although feel free to bring your own, KSH 1 million is purely optional :-) Karibu!

Press release from the indefatigable MARS Group on behalf of the Kenyan Human Rights Network:

PRESS RELEASE ON 29TH AUGUST 2007 - A MILLION FOR LUNCH?OR ONE MILLION LUNCHES?

“Those with money have access to the president … those without have the votes to elect the president”
Civil Society, Nairobi Kenya

The Kenya Human Rights Commission (KHRC) has today (29th August 2007) given the OCS Central Police Station notice, under the Public Order Act, on behalf of the Kenya Human Rights Network (K-HURINET) of a public event to be held at Jeevanjee Gardens on Saturday the 1st of September 2007. KHRC has also obtained the necessary consents from the Nairobi City Council and the Friends of Jeevanjee Gardens.

The meeting shall be held from 10.00 am to 3.00 pm. Activities will include a public forum where snacks will be offered to an approximated 1000 people.

Please note that the function shall be preceded by a procession from the Globe Cinema Roundabout to the above mentioned venue. We shall assemble at the Globe Roundabout at 8.30 am and start the procession at 9.00 am

Mars Group Kenya
Media Laison for K-HURINET
Contact Jayne/Fiona
020 3533230
info [@] marskenya [dot] org

I sincerely fail to see how an obvious campaign to raise money can be so offensive. Why do poor people think the world owes them an apology? This lunch is not for everybody with ksh 1,000,000. It’s for those with the money and the will to support Kibaki. That you mention there will be mostly Kikuyus is not about anything else but the mere fact that tribalistic views dominate politics, if Kibaki were dhaluo, the majority attendees would be luo. Does it indicate that the president is tribalist? No. It indicates that majority voters are.

Running a campaign is a business. Which means positive cash flow is a must. What are you all so offended by? Seriously, what? We can’t all be rich. can’t all spend $1000000 on a “lunch”. But common sense is free. We know that no lunch is worth that amount of money so it’s an obvious invitation to the rich to support a campaign. Now that we aint rich enough to be included, how about we let the rich abuse THEIR money and we go on with our daily activities?! Expecting no apologies from them mind you, it’s their hard earned money to spend as they want!

I agree completely with Mimmz, a 1 million lunch for Kibaki’s kitty has nothing to do with greed, gluttony or tribalism.

Wasn’t Raila and ODM presidential aspirants crisscrossing the US and Europe holding $100.00 dinners for their campaign kitty?

Is that to say that Raila’s dinner was worth the $100 or $200 ?? And because it was organized and mainly attended by Luo’s does that make Raila a tribalist??

I don’t believe so and anyone who sees campaign fund raising as anything else other than what it is; is sadly misinformed.

I am a little baffled by mimmz’ question, “Why do poor people think the world owes them an apology?” In part, because it shares the same tragic logic applied to any group that seeks redress and recognition. See reverse racism on this.

My one thought on reading this was to think of our constant need to borrow money from elsewhere. And, really, the waste of this money. What could this amount of money do to build and reinforce institutions? Endow university chairs, perhaps (my profession, so I think of it). Provide opportunities for other Kenyans. How might this money be used to build the nation (perhaps one obligation of citizenship) rather than consolidate ethnic and class positions?

Like Keguro I am baffled by Mimmz question. Which poor person has ever asked Kibaki or any other of the ruling elite for an apology? Also you mention the “hard earned money” of the super rich in Kenya. So Mimmz now that you have brought perhaps you will so kind as to share you thoughts on the following. Do you think that

a.) The vast majority of the poor in Kenya are any less hard working than the rich in Kenya?

b.) The vast majority of the poor in Kenya have had the same opportunities as the rich in Kenya?

For you to imply that you are poor in Kenya because you are not hard working and to imply that poor in Kenya only have to seize the endless opportunities around them to advance their station is at best naïve.

3N just because Raila does something that Kibaki has also done does not automatically make it right. Why it impossible to discuss Kibaki without the Raila factor? But as you have gone there you must agree that there is a slight difference between USD 100.00 and USD 1 million. I mean honestly!

Thanks Keguro for adding another dimension to this discussion.

However I think Mimmz and 3N may have missed my point which essentially is this. Politics is a lot about PERCEPTION. To be successful in politics not only do your intentions have to good, they have to be perceived to be good. I raise they hypothesis that most if not all the people at that lunch would have donated that money to Kibaki anyway. Why then go through the whole charade of a lunch? You gain nothing, you lose a lot? How that is politically wise? It comes across as arrogant, unsympathetic and bad taste. And it makes it very easy to attack Kibaki.

The 1m lunch is an issue of willing buyer willing seller. The fact that there is someone poor near you doesn’t mean that you stop spending what you feel like spending.

No one, no matter how affluent, is under obligation to share what they have with anyone. If you have been invited and accepted the conditions plus the invitation, why should anyone complain? It is your own money.

Such kind of expensive lunches happen all over the world, which shows less than sincerity in those complaining of Kibaki’s lunch.

Again its not that every rich person stole his wealth. How many people started from scratch and are now many others’ role models. All of us want to be rich though evil means are not acceptable.

There are so many places where expensive dishes are sold and they are free to sell as such coz someone is willing to buy. The same case with these lunches by these politicians.

Even Ksh100 lunch is not affordable to many in Kenya/Africa which means that if any of the lunches gives a show of arrogance then all of them do.

Keguro sees what the Sh1m could do for universities, chairs etc Why should my 1m help the Govt or any institution? Its me to put it where I want coz its mine. Keguro, what ‘extra’ do you do for institutions etc with your money, however much/less it is? I would be afraid if you can only see the work of a million in someone’s pocket and not that of a 100 in your pocket.

Waks this is not a normal economic transaction of willing buying willing seller. Lunch at StateHouse is not like any other lunch. If a group of rich Kenyans decided to hold a KSH 1 Million a plate lunch at The Hilton it would be a political non event in my book. This lunch is first and foremost a political event. Therefore if I was part of Kibaki’s team I would want to be sure that Kibaki benefits politically from the lunch. So how do you think Kibaki benefits?

My argument is Kenya is not the United States where we have a hundreds of undecided millionaires. I suggest that the millionaires who attend the Kibaki lunch would have donated that money to his campaign anyway seeing as they are not shy to associate themselves at a public lunch. Therefore whether or not Kibaki held the lunch he would have still gotten that money.

What remains then is the political question. Does Kibaki benefit politically from holding this lunch? NO! In fact holding this lunch hurts him politically. It is an unnecessary risk that he did not have to take and one that I can not understand the logic of as it leaves him vulnerable for attack from many fronts.

Again no one has mentioned that those attending the lunch obtained their wealth illegally. I am all for successfully Kenyans. But that is missing the point. The central question is this, as the Kibaki campaign would have benefited economically from these wealth individuals if he held the lunch or not, what is the point of holding the lunch which adds no value yet leaves him open to attack?

Well said Mentalacrobatics. I like your differentitation between lunch cost and image. But do you know where the attack is bound to come from? From people who wish not to go beyond politics of affluence vs lack either because they are blinded by emotions and/or they have allowed demagogues to think for them.

Such manner of fundraising should be encouraged especially in Africa where presidents even print more money prior to elections so as to get as much to splash.

My only worry is that few, you and me included, would agree to put our foot/mouth where our money is not. It could be that those attending the 1m lunch are investing waiting to reap after Kibaki is re-elected.

Unfortunately many are not arguing it along that path but rather along the naive line of wanton display of wealth.

Waks - thanks for your comments. It is refreshing to disagree without resorting to insults.

Do not get me wrong. I am against this lunch on so many different levels including the economic, which is why I will be at Jeevanjee, but that is for another post another day. :-)

Today I was looking at it from the perspective of a Kibaki supporter. There is a constant and surprising lack of Realpolitik within the Kibaki camp. They need to hire some realists fast!

It is like they believe they have already won, which is political suicide at this stage of the campaign. I just do not understand where that confidence comes from especially when you remember how comfortable and arrogant Uhuru and KANU were at the end of August 2002? Four months later they were dealt with the shock of their lives.

Exactly! Kibaki has many romantisizers but few strategists.

I read the rest of the comments and I do see I need to clarify a few things. When I mention hard earned money, it does not mean the people without ksh 1M to spend on lunch aren’t hard workers. We can’t all be at the top of the pyramid. But that does not give us the right to be mad at those who are. Frankly for some of us, it’s about money not meaning as much. Again, there is no direct proportional relationship between money/wealth and hard work. Some people make it the hard way while others are born with the silver spoon in their mouths.

I agree with Waks. This lunch will hurt Kibaki’s campaign only in the eyes of those who already had beef with him. I think the rest of us, and many others, would be able to separate this as just what it is, fund raising. A presidential hopeful cannot outrightly call a fundraiser, image is everything. Resulting to this kind of a lunch is perfectly ok and prudent. As I mentioned before, nobody anywhere in their right mind thinks they are missing a lunch worth ksh 1M. Everyone knows there isn’t any such lunch anywhere.

You ask if it is wise to have this lunch. I say definitely. One has to raise funds. And this shows a plan. As for these people spending their monies elsewhere, we can’t demand that of them. It’s theirs to use as they please. If electioneering is their choice splurge, so be it. And these arguments are late anyway, I’ve lost my mojo for them because I am now aware that the lunch has been cancelled per something I read in the Standard,I believe.

However, Jeevanjee, bring it on. It is constitutionally acceptable for people to have differing opinions on these lunches.

Supposed I do have a million Kshs and want to have lunch with Kibs - where’s the benefit for me?

In other words: what kind of business groups are attracted to such an offer?

JKE gets, I think, to the heart of what bothers me most about this lunch: the problem of access. We would be naive to assume that those willing to contribute to Kibaki’s campaign do not expect some kind of reciprocation at some point. While future favors need not be tied to “corruption” (a very imprecise term, to my mind, to designate the intricate ways capital interacts with politics), they still belong to a system based on who one knows.

Such a system, to my mind, is fundamentally inimical to the kind of nation we should be building. I consider comparisons with the U.S. to be wrong-headed: we are NOT the same place. Indeed, it has been the utopian vision of many of the activists I respect to assert a different political ideal. (Here, it might be worth comparing the expensive meal with complaints against lobbyists in the States, only a slight stretch.) I would point to Ngugi’s Wizard of the Crow as part of the ongoing critique of this kind of politics.

I can’t help thinking I’d like to see Kibaki eat a meal at a hall in Kangemi or a small canteen in Kibera. I would like to see the same access granted to the moneyed granted to the less-so. To me, this whole affair stinks of the votes-for-money problem we’ve struggled with for many elections.

Mental, compliments on a truly fine post.

What everyone else said about Mimmz question. Also that to ask the question (sincerely) is to exhibit a stunning ignorance of basic facts in re: human nature.

THOSE THAT HAVE KES. 1MM TO SPEND ON SUCH A LUNCH SHOULD BE LET TO DO SO AFTER ALL IT IS THEIR MONEY, AND EVEN IF THEY DID NOT ATTEND THE LUNCH, THEY WOULD STILL SUPPORT THE CAMPAIGN WITH PROBABLY MUCH MORE AMOUNT OF MONEY!!!